do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
me during sports class
Buys high heels against my better judgement but shit they’re so cute AND THEY WERE ON SALE
have you ever just worn something so often that youre like “if i was an anime character, this would be it”
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
how to kick your own ass