There are times when I feel like being mushy but every time I try it feels like I’m an overripe banana mushing between someone’s unsuspecting toes. Everyone involved feels awkward and disgusted and the banana regrets laying itself in such a vulnerable position on a busy footpath.
"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."
If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying
Man, hugs, kisses, and cuddles are so pro.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING
Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!
I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG
I wanna live like this llama
Please unmute this.
omg unmute it seriously
Manager who fucked up this week’s schedule asks if I can work tonight on my day-off.