There are times when I feel like being mushy but every time I try it feels like I’m an overripe banana mushing between someone’s unsuspecting toes. Everyone involved feels awkward and disgusted and the banana regrets laying itself in such a vulnerable position on a busy footpath.

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erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

image

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effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

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Man, hugs, kisses, and cuddles are so pro.

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wow-lovelylovely:

imperfectlyperfectme0010:

fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

wow-lovelylovely:

imperfectlyperfectme0010:

fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

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ashprincessmidna:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

BART IS NARUTO OMFG

ashprincessmidna:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

BART IS NARUTO OMFG

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lancrebitch:

alonetogether-forever:

lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

Please unmute this. 

omg unmute it seriously

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Manager who fucked up this week’s schedule asks if I can work tonight on my day-off. 

Lol

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