I have the worst sense of dread right now
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
AHHHH SOMEONE CAPTURED IT AHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CON
Reblogging again because I still can’t believe I ran into the perfect Static when I was Richie. He even pointed out we matched seasons it was just so perfect.
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
So, I was at lunch with a friend and his sister after seeing ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, catching up on stuff and talk turned to the new series of Doctor Who - our expectations, Peter Capaldi, Jenna possibly leaving, the Matt Smith era - and his sister suddenly raises an interesting point.
"Isn’t the Matt Smith era kind of similar to Twilight?"
This caused both my friend and I to pause, and look at each other with a similar expression of puzzlement.
"Yeah - I mean the storyline is very similar," she continued "The main female character has to choose between two men from different races, makes her choice and has baby. Baby grows up abnormally fast, and ends up marrying the other man."
Despite how this theory glosses over some of the plot, it still kind of stunned me as I realisation slowly dawned on me.
I had watched a sci-fi variant of Twilight.
Wasn’t gonna get the Forest but then I started watching gameplay and it looks really fun.
Wow what gross dreams
Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.
THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr