10secondtapedelay:

I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS DO WHAT YOU DO. ACTUALLY MORE LIKE WHY AMANDA DOES WHAT SHE DOES BUT I’LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU TWO HAVE GOT A MESS TO CLEAN UP NOW GO GET THE BROOM YOUNG LADY.

MAKE ME, er—-US

MOMMY ABANDONED US FOR THE HAIRY MAN WITH THE FUNNY ACCENT AND THE SKINNY MAN WHO DOESN’T I don’t even know SCOUT! THE BOY SCOUT BECAUSE GIRL SCOUT STOPPED BRINGING COOKIES

THE HAIRY MAN HAS A GREAT ACCENT AND A GREAT HAT OKAY OKAY I DIDN’T ABANDONED ANYONE AND I CERTAINLY DIDN’T FOR THE SKINNY OBNOXIOUS GUY AND BY THE WAY THE GIRL SCOUT NEEDS TO GET HER ASS BACK HERE ‘CAUSE I WANT SOME MINT COOKIES those sound lovely gosh I haven’t had those in ages…..

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